
So late last night I flipped on the ‘ol television and for the first time realize that half of LA seems to be on fire again. How this escaped my attention is an absolute mystery, but for some reason I simply had ignored the news it seems. I guess this highlights my lack of communication with the outside world lately. So there I am sitting on the couch when the text in the lower third of the screen rolls by and says, ‘The Topanga Fire is 5% contained’. Suddenly what was this vague and seemingly nebulous thing becomes of utter importance to me.
Is that my Topanga? Are they evacuating people up there? Are the canyon burning? Are the roads closed? Am I going to be able to ride?
With all these thoughts running through my mind, I flip through the local news channels. All the usual suspects have the same usual news. ABC7 reports same four basic pieces of information from twelve different people. I have no idea who the anchors are but they’re trying their best to tell the audience how special the firefighters are. How they never stop. How the drop buckets from the water planes & helichopters never miss their targets. For twenty minutes they’re throwing the show from the studio to different areas affected by the different fires. Not once do they put up a map. This is completely beyond me. I change stations.
If I thought ABC’s coverage was bad, the info coming from CBS is worse. If it wasn’t for the horric pictures of flames burning through the night I’m not sure anyone in their studio would even know there’s a fire. All they seem to be able to do is repeat the LA Fire Department press release. I watch and wait for a map. Twenty minutes later I give up. Move on to the ‘net. Figure this can’t be this hard. All I want to know is what roads are closed.
I head over to the Sig Alert website. No luck. Only freeways. Head over to LA Fire. Again, nothing of substance. Finally hit the LA Times. Find an article on closures. None seem to be near the canyons. Why the hell is the fire called, ‘The Topanga Fire’ then? I’m confused. I figure the ride is doomed. My favorite canyons are toasted. Decide to take some time and surf the Times site. Ten minutes later I luck out…

The Topanga Fire as it turns out is on the other side of the 101. The backside route into Ojai is probably not a hot idea, but riding in the morning is still on… I feel bad for the folks who have to evacuate, but I’m realived that coast has been spared this round…
Fast forward to this morning, it’s like seven-ish when I get up. Look outside. Smoke is hanging in the air. The sky is a burnt orange haze. It’s pretty nasty outside. I decide to chance it and go for a ride since it’s been awhile and I really don’t want to get to the track having not gotten back in tune with the bike…. So I get into the new set of Alpinestar Leathers and instantly begin to wonder if I’m insane. The suit is tight! Not in that street lingo sensability best defined as ‘cool’, but rather physically tight. I feel squeezed and constricted. My balls feel like they’re being squished into my abs. Couple of steps out the door and I’m pretty sure I’m not going to have to worry about having kids anymore. Besides the ahem.. ‘pressing nature’… I’m hunched over like an eighty year old. This thing is not meant to stand in…. At this point I’m not feeling particularly comfortable, but I throw my leg over the bike anyway because… well, I don’t really know, but I do…

Minutes after the bike gets up to speed I know I made the right decision. It’s amazing how much I’ve missed the sensation of riding. Even though I’m only rolling down the Pacific Coast Highway, I feel so much more alive in the first five minutes on the bike than I have in days. Somehow and in some way my mind has been altered. Riding is living to the nth degree and three weeks off the bike feels like an eternity. As I’m riding up the coast I feel so horrible for the folks effected by the fire, but so fortunate to still be able to ride. It’s a very odd moral place to be while sitting on the bike.
I make a right on to Las Floras - more or less my usual starting point for weekend rides - and realize that brushfires suck, but they’re also simply part of living in LA. It’s always been this way around here. And at least it’s not as bad as when I lived in NorCal during the Oakland Hills Fire. That was a tragedy on a massive scale. At least right now these LA Fires are more contained…
Just past the small local private pre-school on Las Floras the first real curve comes my way. It’s a nice uphill right hander that’s roughly an 135º turn. If you set-up for it as if it’s a 90º you’ll go to wide and if you act like it’s 180º, it gets to tight. So you have to find a decent balance. Not the easiest thing to do at the top of the morning before you’ve really warmed up mentally or physically. I hit it, swing over and the bike just drops in. The kind of corner that feels like fate has smacked you upside the head.
At that moment I know it’s a good day.
From that point forward I stop thinking about fires and start thinking about riding. Flipping back and forth on the bike while wearing the new set of Alpinestar Leathers feels fantastic. All the pain from earlier has vanished, the cut of the suit while riding is like nothing I’ve ever experienced. It feels less like an extension of my skin and not a set of leathers. There’s no bulk and no weight. I feel completely free - almost as if I’m wearing a wetsuit… By the time I hit the top of Las Floras it’s completely obvious to me that this is the right tool for the right job. They’re what I should have been wearing for awhile…

Originally I had hoped to head up The Rockstore and grab some eats, but as it turns out they weren’t open. Massive street construction is going on in front of the joint right now. Most of the construction crews looked like they were working on the sewers…I suspect it has something to do with the dozens of new subdivision homes going in all aroud the place. Look at all of this while I’m shooting by I’m reminded of the new Peter Egan article in CycleWorld where he described what he believes are the three kinds of towns left in the States - Small dead ones, Medium ones that are doing alright, but quite possible soon to be dead and ultimately Large mall driven mini-cities, I can’t help but wonder what will happen to The Rockstore ten years from now. Will the charm still be there? Will it vanish into thin air amid this crazy housing market? Or will it outlast everything else around it?
Shortly thereafter I get to the top of Mullhulland and pull off around the outlook area. For the first time all morning I finally catch a glimpse of the fire side of the vally. Or atleast the smoke. Normally this is the blue as far as you can see pict. Today, it’s just a vally of smoke and ash. What a shame. (As total aside, historically LA has had its worst fires after large winter rainy seasons like the one we had last year…ain’t that fantastic
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As the miles keep rolling by I come to realize that I’m all alone in the canyons. There are no other bikes out, no cars and no cops. I’m so alone it occurs to me that if I was to have a ‘get off’ right now no one would find me for weeks. Yet the more I ride, the more comfortable and comforting I find it. Not only because the bike and I are in-tune today, but also because the set of leathers feels so incredibly different. I’m no longer finding my mind drifting to the awful ‘oh my god do I have enough protection’ mindset. Instead the more I move around on the bike the clearer it becomes that this is the best of both worlds. I’m no longer fretting about my riding protection and yet I feel less encumbered at the same time. Previously when I had tried riding with back protectors and the like, they always feel big and bulky and as if they were getting in my way. Not today. Perhaps there’s been a jump in technology or maybe I’m just in a more receptive state, but as I’m working my way out to the coast on Encinal Canyon, then turning up the coast to Decker Canyon, and just repeating the loop over and over again I’m feeling more and more confident. It’s amazing. It’s relaxing. It’s… It’s just what you want to feel while riding. I can’t say it any better.
Finally I turn off Decker Canyon and head west on the last bit of The Mullhulland Highway… The tasty part… Hitting the first straight I just nail it. The bike fires up and flies. Like a rocket that’s taking off. There’s instant traction, instant acceleration, and an instant rush. By the I look down it’s tripple digits and I’m grinning ear to ear. This just isn’t fair. To have such a personal, introspective hobby that gives you this my joy seems entirely to selfish. This is the kind of thing that should be shared… It’s that good. A drug really.
At the first corner I s0moothly apply the brakes and the bike starts standing up. As I slow down, I catch my first glimpse of the first curve. From this point forward the word ’straight’ is just a relative term. Each corner comes flying at rapid fire pace and quickly it becomes a parade of lefts and rights and lefts. The bike singing a song that I’m just happy to witness. And while I’m the one that’s in control, I can’t help but think that I’m just the passenger here. This is really the bike’s show. It’s living. It’s breathing. It’s just hitting everything as if this is a dream. The phrase ‘out of body experience’ simply doesn’t cut it. With each twist of the wrist I’m leaning and lifting, swinging and dancing, moving around in this fantastically focused ballet. Fluid motion is perhaps the best description and after each corner I can ‘t believe it can get better, but it does… I keep reaching further, swinging farther, accelerating just a little bit more, braking just a bit later… And that’s when it happened….
My first puck on the pavement.

Obviously it’s just a baby scratch - there’s absolutely no doubt about that - but it’s still a first… For me at least. And if ever there was a point that proved it was time to get new set of more race oriented leathers this has to be it. To touch down my knee on the first day in the new suit seems to clarify - in my mind atleast - that I probably held out to long. If this happened this morning, I’ve probably either been extremely close on previous rides or in the same spot with the wrong gear.
Of course to be fair I suppose a few things have to be mentioned, first the pucks add a good couple of inches on your knee compared to my set of Bates Leathers. That has to count for something. Also I’m still fairly convinced that I need a certain set of circumstances to get close, namely a left hand corner that I can see through, a decent amount of crest in the asphalt and a fairly good entrance speed.
That being said, I’m glad this happened today and not next Friday at the CLASS course. My inital reaction to touching down was ‘oh fuck, what just happened’. Surprise doesn’t adequately describe the thoughts running through my head at the time. To be honest it’s not exactly the most natural feeling the first time… If anyone had been behind me I’m sure I must have looked very odd, I straighted the bike pretty quickly before I realized what had just happened. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if it’s any more ‘normal’ the second time…
Here are some other picts from the day…








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This article is just awesome. I really enjoyed the read. The pix are marvellous. And even more: hooray for you dragging the knee down on the asphalt ! Keep rocking !
Howzit Dylan,
I would sweat the puck thing too much. Before owning my RSVR I had all kinds of Japanese inlines (R1, YZF750/`1040, 900RR, etc.). We used to trailer down to Deal’s Gap from Michigan 3-5 times per year. They are almost NorCal worthy roads!
Anyway, it was no problem to go through say 1/3 of the pucks per trip on those roads. I have since learned that its not really the road that gets the knee on the deck, but the bike. I have ridden some 8000 miles of twisties on a Mille and have touched the asphalt once. That’s right…only once. I actually forced it to happen just to see. It was on the canyon section of 58 on the way to Laguna from LA for the ‘02 WSBK.
I think the Italian beauties are simply narrower bikes…so much so that while the lean angle necessary to carve a turn is likely the same, your knee is much closer to the ground on the Jap bikes.
The other thing is not to sweat it too much. I was dead-set on grinding my pucks for a whole trip one time. It was some of the worst riding I had done ever. The following trip I just let it happen and I was SO much faster, smoother, and in control.
Yeah, I understand the mojo (heh - lack of) of having new pucks, but I’m sure you’ll find it easier to touch on the track and once their good and scuffed, let it go. If it happens it happens. You’ll have that more brain-power to focus on the turn at hand.
Next time you’re at the Rock Store, take a mental inventory of the Italian bike owners versus Jap bike owners for scuffed pucks. I’ll bet that the Italian owners have less.