Found this over at Speedzilla , a sportbike motorcycle forum. I have no idea who originally wrote it or where it came from, but I thought it was worth posting because, well… how many other bikes instill enough passionate in their consumers to come up with stuff like this?

THE DUCATI PRAYER

Our father who art in Bologna
Taglioni be thy name
Thy victory come, thy race will be won
On the streets as it is in Imola
Give us this day, our daily ride
And forgive us our summonses
As we forgive those who ride Hondas against us
Lead us not into transgressions
But deliver us from speed traps
For fine is the handling, the power and the glory
for ever and ever